Horny House of Horror: Midnight screening at the NY Asian film festival
July 4th, 2011 by Mr. C
The New York Asian Film festival: day 1 concluded with an off the wall, midnight screening of HORNY HOUSE OF HORROR! I was hot, bothered, & horny when hearing the title of this movie on the NYAFF list! Memories of the old 42nd street xxx scene with puddles of a clear, sticky substance followed with an economical swipe of the squeegee would creep into my mind! You should never judge a movie by just looking at a still image from the film especially if the subjects are attractive & forthcoming women looking to lure you into her den! The 3 ladies of the night of the Shogun Massage Parlor of the Horny House of Horror seemed to be a very good representation of shisheido, milky white goodness worthy of fresh sashimi eats endorsed with a michelin star rating or two in the euro trash part of the world! These foxy ladies showed off their rump shakers through a cutout in a wall that revealed only their ass cheeks! The prospective horny mofos would get a chance to grab a double fisted tiger claw full of shisheido meat! This was only to be an appetizer of a pre-fixed full course meal to come for the trio of friends after a day of baseball with the buddies! The night would start out as an innocent lay at HHH , but end with an evening pray for survival! The 3 amigos would get paired up with an all star shogun lady of their choice who would specialize in a particular sexual act! One of the sweet…hehehe…sushi chefs of the night would specialize in making a roll of maki, making sure that the rice, nori, & the filling of the man sausage be rolled up just right by the bamboo sushi mat before her consumption! Oh…yummy! The other gorgeous lady of the highest order would ride her man cowgirl style into a rhythmic convulsion of ecstasy! This lucky dude would soon realize that his wang would be totally engulfed into the jaws of a lively pussy…venus flytrap style! The 3rd victim would be tied up to a cross while he gets aroused by the shogun assassin while she dances, prances, & feels her way about! He gets tag teamed as his blood circulation down south starts to flow as he loses all self control!
Horny House of Horror was unlike any haunted whore house that I could of imagined! If blood splatter, gore, sex, & violence is your thing then HHH will certainly fulfill your horn buds! I’m not gonna lie, I found this film entertaining, disgusting, & amazing at the same time. To think the director & film crew spent so much time with the technical details, props, and deranged story is titillating! Just a fair warning, images of sushi, gray’s papaya, and smoking were never quite the same after the viewing. I cringe to think that lorena bobbitt might be somewhere watching this film & shouting out…you go girl! If you can mustard up the sausage, I recommend a look see of HHH! Also of note, the soundtrack to this puppy was off the wang! Pun intended, horny muthafukers!
Tags: horny house horror, new york asian film festival, walter reade
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